I was just trying to entice The Weeble to join me at a Ziyo gig. I failed, but we had some fun along the way.
"I have an indecent crush on Helen Feng," I admitted.
"I think everyone has a crush on Helen," he returned.
"Yes, but I was first. And mine is bigger!" I asserted.
"Well, I'm certainly not going to fight you for her," he replied, generously.
"Unfortunately, others will. The queue is SOOOOO long," I observed ruefully.
(And a friend of mine used to go out with her. I am so envious.)
A little later, I wondered, "Did anyone ever die of drowning in someone's eyes?"
"Oh yes," responded The Weeble helpfully. "Usually from a boyfriend's fist."
He suggests The Vengeful Boyfriends as this month's band name.