tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33211583.post8822593677553605773..comments2024-02-10T08:13:07.736+00:00Comments on Round-The-World Barstool Blues: Yet more text message sillinessFrooghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06738623732860210935noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33211583.post-66597585748933249012008-07-18T05:36:00.000+00:002008-07-18T05:36:00.000+00:00The Embassy Gal actually started "checking in" on ...The Embassy Gal actually started "checking in" on me, which was rather sweet.<BR/><BR/>We ended up with....<BR/><BR/><B>I was "sprung" 2 days ago by an itinerant philanthropist, a Mr Rambo.<BR/><BR/>Mr Rambo and I will be appearing together on the Jay Leno TV show next week to talk about our experiences. The moment of your come-uppance is at hand, Embassy Girl!<BR/><BR/>We've sold the film rights to Hollywood! Mr Rambo thinks we can get Angelina Jolie to play Unhelpful Embassy Lady. He will play himself. I'm hoping we can get Ewan McGregor to be me.<BR/><BR/>Daniel Day-Lewis is interested! He's already building a brick kiln in his backyard.</B><BR/><BR/>("DDL wants to play YOU?' goaded the EG, disbelievingly.)<BR/><BR/><B>Well, no. It seems he's more interested in playing the Chinese gang boss. He's hired a Shanxi dialect coach and is planning to have surgery on his eyelids.</B>Frooghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06738623732860210935noreply@blogger.com