So tired of the whole darned thing!
Hmm, is Libido Withers a plausible porn star name, do you think? I suppose it rather sends the wrong message, but it does have the right sort of ring to it.
My porn star name, by the way, is Jason Highfield. Not wonderful, but it will serve.
I'm not sure if I've played this game online before (though I certainly have, from time to time, via e-mail). The formula tends to work better, I think, for girls than for boys; but here it is.....
First name: Name of a pet you remember fondly from childhood
Last name: Street name of the first address you can remember living at
Go on, give it a go. Add your most amusing creations to the comments below.
Supplement: You might like to try out the Rum & Monkey porn name generator for more variety. This one turns me into (the not terrribly butch-sounding) Albert Butch. However, using one of my favourite pen names I get the far more suitable (and at least vaguely butch) Whiskey Dwayne. Give it a try and see what it does for you.
And if you really have time to waste..... you could take a look at the Gangstaname site. Their porn name generator doesn't seem to be that great (Hank Spankalicious??), but I quite like my alternate 'gangsta name' of Ribbed Hung Daddy, my 'pirate name' of Saggin' Jowls Gus, my 'taxi driver name' of Phazeplänte Washington, my 'cutesy, lovey-dovey pet name' of Poopy Balls (a particularly good name generator, this one: one of my exes came out as the [dangerously appropriate?] Jiggy Nutz), my 'mafia names' Alphonse Bruno or Fancy Pants Jake, and my 'luchador names' Vestido Candado and Poisón Rapido. Procrastination just got even easier.
And by the way, I forgot to mention it at first, but this (continuously evolving, not so little any more) post was No. 600 here on The Barstool. How time flies when you're having fun.