Thursday, May 15, 2008

The beastly post

Astounding as it may seem, we have now reached 666 posts here on The Barstool.

This was the most amusingly diabolical picture I could find to commemorate the milestone.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know about these?

660 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator
666 ^ (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % - 5 year interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
WD-666 - lubricant of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 - Next-door neighbour of the Beast

Froog said...

Why, thank you, 'Lunch'.

I had thought I'd known who you were, but... your apparent familiarity with and fondness for American humour, as evidenced here, makes me rather question my original assumption.

Anonymous said...

Cut & paste is a wonderful thing.

Froog said...

Indeed it is. Buy my original conception of who you might be really isn't likely to find, or to like, a list such as this.