Thursday, May 15, 2008

The beastly post

Astounding as it may seem, we have now reached 666 posts here on The Barstool.

This was the most amusingly diabolical picture I could find to commemorate the milestone.


The Lunch said...

Okay, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know about these?

660 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator
666 ^ (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % - 5 year interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
WD-666 - lubricant of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 - Next-door neighbour of the Beast

Froog said...

Why, thank you, 'Lunch'.

I had thought I'd known who you were, but... your apparent familiarity with and fondness for American humour, as evidenced here, makes me rather question my original assumption.

The Lunch said...

Cut & paste is a wonderful thing.

Froog said...

Indeed it is. Buy my original conception of who you might be really isn't likely to find, or to like, a list such as this.