Friday, March 13, 2009

Booty call

I think I got one of these the other day.

Well, not your classic "Do me now!" type of call, but..... a very encouragingly flirtatious, eager-sounding communication. From a young lady who typically wears the most outrageously sexy booties. I am quite discombobulated.

As it happens, I had to disappoint her, because I had already made other plans for the evening. Nothing very exciting, but I don't like to disappoint people after I've committed to something. I was, in fact, only a few minutes away from a rendezvous with Dapper Dan; and it wouldn't have felt decent to bail on him at that kind of notice, no matter how enticing the late-emerging alternative might have been.


My principles often get in the way of my love life......

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