I fear I'm suffering from some sort of kidney problem these past few days: I seem to need a piss at least once an hour. Most inconvenient!
My best female friend, Dishy Debs, noticed this unfortunate - and untypical - habit of mine last night, and playfully made the withering generalisation:
"Men have such small bladders!"
"No, no," I corrected her. "We have such small brains. But our bladders are HUGE."
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