The Weeble's solution to getting older.
Get a haircut that makes him look about fourteen.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
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Every bar is a memory.
And all the memories huddle together for company, so that in my mind it often seems as though every bar I've ever been in is on the same street, or at least in the same neighbourhood; every great drinking session I fondly recall happened on one night, or over the course of one weekend; and everyone I've ever drunk with fuses into a single person, the idealised Drinking Companion.
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Some of these memories I will now try to share with the enormous, faceless, blog-munching world at large.
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- Froog is an escaped lawyer - but there is no need for alarm; he is only a danger to himself, not to the general public. An eternal wanderer, he now lives in an exotic city somewhere in the 'Third World' *, where he is held prisoner by an unfinished novel (or, more precisely, an unstarted novel). He spends a lot of time running, writing, taking photographs, and falling in love with women who fail to appreciate him. He also spends a lot of time in bars. [* OK, I'll come clean: I've been living in Beijing since summer '02.]
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- Keith Richards - incomparably ravaged troubadour
- Tom Waits - the greatest singer/songwriter in history
- Auberon Waugh - famously acerbic and witty critic/satirist
1 comment:
To be fair, there are not many haircuts that could make me look older than fourteen. And you should see what happens if I shave the beard.
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