Thursday, December 23, 2010

Again with the metaphors

A departing friend yesterday sent me a kind seasonal text message hoping that the coming year would be "holding something special for me."

I couldn't restrain myself from responding:

"I usually picture the New Year as waiting for me behind the door toting a baseball bat, with which it is going to proceed to beat me savagely across the shins."

How's that for 'positive thinking'??

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