The Weeble has been working too hard. He has not been seen out and about for some weeks.
When he did finally reemerge on the scene this past weekend, his drinking form was sadly compromised. The famous Weeble wobble was really more of a lurch, and only the fortuitous intercession of walls or furniture saved him from a flat-out fall on a few occasions.
"I didn't drink for a whole month. I may have lost my edge," he conceded ruefully.
I'm sure he'll get it back quite soon. I picture the next week or two as a Rocky-style 'training montage'....
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