"Loose and fiery is fun in a woman; less so in one's bowel movements."
The Bookbinder shared a pot of his chilli con carne with me at the weekend. He boasted that for this one he had put three whole Scotch Bonnet peppers into less than a pound of mince. The results were predictable: tasty, yes... but debilitating the next day. I rather wished that - as The Choirboy once wisely advised me - I had put a loo roll in the fridge in preparation.