Saturday, December 01, 2007

The best planned lays

My schemes to make a move on Madame X have miscarried spectacularly this week.

This has largely been due to the fact that I have been extravagantly drunk for the last 3 days.

My drunkenness has no doubt largely been due to the fact that I am terrified of pressing the issue.

Equally terrified of rejection and acceptance.

50 sit-ups and a cold shower and a couple of strong cups of coffee...... and I may think about trying again.

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