Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Abuse

The number of my friends who are incapable of handling the SMS facility on their mobile phones is, sadly, growing. Indeed, many of them are now exhibiting a similar disability with regard to that other great instant communication medium of the modern world, the electronic mail.

I have developed a new way of dealing with such vexing uncommunicativeness from people. I tersely suggest to them that they should join a support group to get help for their impediment, a group called Can't Use New Technology.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think that group is aiming to help, you know. I went along to try them out and they had sessions on Deleting Without Reading and Reading Without Replying.

Froog said...

Is that you, Gary?

I wish you 'Anonymous' guys would give yourselves some sort of a handle!

Yes, those guys at C.U.N.T., they're bad people.

I think most of my friends went through their recent 2-day intensive seminar on 'Forgetting to check your messages for an entire week'.