Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Chairman in control

The other week, the Chairman, having liberated himself (briefly!) from the 6-week 'house arrest' he'd suffered at the hands of his new, super-bossy girlfriend (Chinese, of course), was trying to convince us - or more likely, himself - that he had turned a corner in the relationship, had begun to assert himself effectively, was on the path to recovering some sort of independent life again.

"Oh, yes, I've told her what's what. I've put my foot down. I'm in the driving seat now."

"But, Chairman - you don't know how to drive."

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