| Well, last night I successfully completed my personal challenge to drink in 12 Square Metres every single night for a week (and on 9 days out of the last 10... and 12 days out of the last 14...). So.... I really have no reason to go back there now.... unless I can come up with another bizarre and arbitrary goal. I think I probably can. I have something in mind already.... |
Thursday, December 03, 2009
Job done
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Every single night for two weeks?
And what would that goal be -- covering all twelve square meters with high-proof vomit before closing time?
I know this must seem a very small achievement to you, Mr Nags. What is your record at The Colton now? Every night for three months??
Oh, Weeble, please - I am NOT that kind of person. I never throw up through alcoholic overindulgence. Well, hardly ever. I did have one embarrassing experience during my hols back in England this summer, but that was very sudden, very violent, very brief - it was, I'm sure, down to a single bad pint (possibly in collusion with a bad sandwich earlier in the day) rather than an accumulated excess of alcohol. I have never - repeat, never - thrown up in a bar.
No, no, my new plan is something far more creative...
I know; I just wanted to use the words "high-proof vomit." Another band name?
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