The Weeble (much to no-one's surprise) stood me up last night. During a busy exchange of text messages, the following ensued:
He: I can't drink too much tonight. I'm at least pretending to be responsible.
Me: Drinking is very responsible. I keep seeing ads telling me that I can 'Drink Responsibly'.
He: I always assumed that was a brand name.
Me: You think that would sell?
He: Oh, yes. I would drink Responsibly Vodka. There's far too much Imperfectly Whisky and Unreliably Gin around.
Me: True. I've been overindulging on the It's-So-Cheap-You-Won't-Care Rum.
[I am reconstructing that from memory. Forgive me, Weeble, if you feel you were far wittier and I am doing a disservice to your abilities. You're probably right.]
2 comments:
More or less accurate by my recollection. Sorry for relegating you to Lonely Margaritas and Irritable Rum.
I think The Lonely Margaritas would be a great band name.
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