Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Weeble Solutions (8)

The Weeble's solution to his shortcomings in the area of forward planning/firm commitment/general reliability.


Hide behind purposefully ambiguous language.


The Weeble is super-literate and a professional wordsmith. Therefore, when his choice of words leaves doubt about the certainty of his assent to a given plan of action, you may be fairly sure that he is trying to leave himself a loophole to enable him to wriggle out of his seemingly promised participation.

A couple of weeks ago, he responded to my suggestion of a drink-related activity (hmm - DRA? Another potentially useful acronym!) for the weekend that he considered it 'plausible'.

My anguished, goading response:
"Uh-oh! 'Plausible' is a step or two down from 'possible'. And 'possible' is a step or two down from 'doable'. And 'doable' is still a long way short of 'I'm there!'"

I know him too well.

(Although, the 'plan' on this occasion was The Beijinger Super Quiz, to which he did - much to my surprise - show up. And he subsequently bitched about the appalling questionmastering more vociferously than any of us!)


4 comments:

The Weeble said...

It's merely that, being familiar with the inexorable vicissitudes of life's course, I don't like to make promises that Cruel Fate may cause me to be unable to keep.

Also, I oversleep.

Froog said...

Also, you have no awareness of time.

Or distance.

And you get distracted easily.

And you get caught in the gravity well of Amilal/Amilana too easily.

And....

Well, you know.

The Weeble said...

Time is an illusion caused by the human inability to comprehend all of existence simultaneously. Right now, for example, I am late for at least 27 engagements at various points along the time continuum.

Froog said...

How very Tralfamadorian of you, Weeble.

From this perspective, I suppose you could reasonably argue that you are in fact always on time.

It's just not the same 'time' that the rest of us are on.