Friday, August 31, 2007
The new exercise regime
Something for the weekend!
PWG
HBH 43
Warm, muggy evening;
Cold beer bottles wet with dew;
Midnight passes by...
Thursday, August 30, 2007
What is it about Szechuan girls?
More Chinglish fun
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Recommended Posts, April-June 2007
A Guided Tour - recommended posts from the second quarter of '07
1) In Hankou, without watches - 28th June, 2007
Remembering my first visit to China
2) The allure of the barmaid - 25th June, 2007
A favourite cartoon, and some musings on why we fall for barmaids
3) HBH 35 - 22nd June, 2007
One of my better 'drinker's haiku' - honouring the life-changing phenomenon that is Tequila Rapido
3) Why we drink (or why we shouldn't) - 17th June, 2007
A hastily improvised poem on the melancholia associated with drinking
4) Ideal job?? - 8th June, 2007
More evidence of why I would make a very unsuitable careers adviser
5) The Queen is dead - 29th May, 2007
Celebrating one of my favourite (demised) Muslim restaurants in Beijing
6) The world's simplest bar joke - 28th May, 2007
Remembering two great jokes from the late British comedian Tommy Cooper
7) Happy birthday, 2K!! - 27th May, 2007
Some pics and comment on the 2nd anniversary party for my favourite little music bar in Beijing (also celebrated here)
8) Singin' in the rain - an 'Adventure Bar' moment - 22nd May, 2007
One of my quirkiest, most blissful recollections of my time in China
9) That's not DRUNK - 21st May, 2007
A great line from Dean Martin!
10) So, farewell then... - 15th May, 2007
Remembering one of Beijing's most useful 'networking clubs', on the occasion of its demise
11) The ultimate 'Unsuitable Role Model' - 14th May, 2007
Maudlin reflections prompted by watching again, for the first time in many years, a favourite film - 'Cool Hand Luke'
12) Virgin loos - 12th May, 2007
A review of a promising new live venue and of one of Beijing's most idiosyncratic musical talents, Xiao He
13) Bliss - May 4th, 2007
A new favourite bar - and the two very cool musician friends who entice me there so regularly of late
14) D-22 - May 2nd, 2007
Some people seem to like this pretentious music bar; the place gets on my tits!
15) The Muslim succession - April 30th, 2007
A lament for the rarity and the ephemerality of decent Xinjiang restaurants in my neighbourhood... and the beginning of the quest to the find the next
16) Concept - April 27th, 2007
My idea for a Beijing bar.... one day
17) Centro - the worst bar in Beijing? - April 26th, 2007
A long overdue hymn of hate to the most overrated bar in this city
18) Wingmanship - April 25th, 2007
Analysing a crucial concept in the art of pursuing women, and in male friendships
19) Fidelity - or fatigue? - April 23rd, 2007
20) Beware of Tequila! - April 20th, 2007
As if you need to be told
21) What is it about the French? - April 19th, 2007
An unanswerable question, of course - more thwarted romantic longing (and stern interrogation from Tulsa in the comments)
22) Amnesia, a friend indeed - April 18th, 2007
A rare bon mot of my own
23) Huxley's - the 'Haiku Bar' - April 17th, 2007
My 'local', my Lost Love, my poetry-writing - it's all linked!!
24) 'Tired & Emotional' explained - April 16th, 2007
More classic drinking anecdotes retold
25) The Adventure Bar - April 14th, 2007
The story of my first year or so in China (this one always makes me cry)
26) Post 200 - time for another poem! - April 11th, 2007
Another milestone on the blog provides the pretext for publishing one of my most depressive and personal poems
27) The breaking of the Fellowship - April 8th, 2007
28) The Invisible Barrier - April 4th, 2007
One of my more ignominious - and life-threatening - drinking experiences
Monday, August 27, 2007
Edinburgh leftovers
It's Monday again....
Charles Bukowski (1920-1994)
Sunday, August 26, 2007
A dark little poem
My afternoon reading turns up this - a maudlin meditation on the failure of a marriage.The Absinthe Drinker
For years I tried to leave them,
leave them all.
Now they've left me.
Three childish smiles are scars
inside my mind.
She took all three.
My head breaks. The hours
slash my skull to splintered bone.
I wish there was a picture
I could hang to break the sight
of the wall across this room
with its hook of stone.
Where is my Dégas lady?
I carried her for years inside my poems
and hung her on the wall to comfort me.
Somewhere in a box of broken books
she sits, sipping her absinthe.
Now for the first time
I would drink with her.
Patrick Lane (1939- )
Off parties
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Time-keeping
Friday, August 24, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Now We Are Five
"Jello Biafra cut my hair"
Of course, you have to know who Jello Biafra is. (Tulsa, I'm guessing you need help with this.)
Monday, August 20, 2007
A MILESTONE looms....
I have just discovered that, by an alarming cosmic coincidence, it is also the 5th Anniversary of the arrival here of my best drinking buddy, The Choirboy (though I didn't get to know him until a year or two later).
In fact, several of our friends are also reaching this landmark at some point over the next few weeks.
I think A PARTY is in order.....
Bon mot time
Tom Waits
Sunday, August 19, 2007
All-night cellar bar
Surprise, surprise
Friday, August 17, 2007
HBH 41
Replaced by sudden violet,
Pink-striped, cloud-streaked dawn....
Monday, August 13, 2007
A new bon mot
Tom Waits
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Edinburgh Fringe reviews
Pick of the crop was definitely Is This About Sex?, a new comedy from the Irish group Rough Magic (who also did one of the best shows at last year's Fringe, an exuberantly silly musical called Improbable Frequency - which featured one of my literary and boozing heroes, Brian O'Nolan, as a leading character): nicely played, and very, very funny, it avoids cheap jokes (yes, it does feature a short, middle-aged man in drag, but in context it's actually quite touching) or mere bawdiness, but instead provides a rather moving examination of the meaning of sex, and of questions of gender, identity, and sexual orientation.
Also quite excellent was Rosebud: The Lives of Orson Welles, probably the best of these biographical shows that I've ever seen (there have been rather too many of them in recent years). As a long-time Welles fan, I was already familiar with most of the anecdotes; and I would have liked a stronger ending (instead of a couple of easy gags); but even so, the time flew by. And Christian McKay's solo performance is remarkable, rendering a commanding figure of Welles that is both believable and likeable: the arrogance almost always a little undercut by a wry self-mockery, the bombast giving way to vulnerability.
Another fine one-man show is Northern Stage's I Am My Own Wife, an account of the wondrously eccentric East German transvestite 'Charlotte' von Mahlsdorf, who somehow survived both the Nazis and the Stasi (while amassing a huge collection of late 19th Century furniture and running a secret cabaret club in his basement!). Apparently it's been done on Broadway already, and author Doug Wright won a Pulitzer for it; but this new production by a small Vermont theatre company has been streamlined to 70 mins to fit frenetic Edinburgh scheduling (a very effective edit: you're not aware of any 'gaps', and you tend to feel that a much longer version might have begun to overtax the audience's patience) and boasts a fantastic performance by Kevin Loreque (who not only brings the exotic Charlotte to life but also provides distinct voices for several supporting characters, including the author himself). OK, I have to declare an interest here: I am an old friend of one of the producers, so I got to hang out with Kevin and his crew and the theatre patrons after the first show; this personal connection naturally makes me a little biased in their favour - but it really is an outstandingly good show.
Friday, July 27, 2007
HBH 40
- Seeming innocence tricks us!
A shot of soju.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Going away
I'll be back.
Guided Tour - recommended posts from the first quarter of this year
Pick of the Archive:
Favourite Posts, Jan. - March '07
1) Hangovers from many countries - 31st March
The Norwegians have a word (or rather, a phrase) for it.
2) Hangovers & Me - 31st March
A key incident from my childhood explains why I don't get hangovers.
3) The London Inn - 29th March
Sweet nostalgia - a recollection of childhood holidays in Somerset.
4) Besting Eric (Yet another memory of The Temple) - 27th March
Another story from one of my favourite pubs in Oxford: a description of the greatest pool shot I have ever played.
5) The Beermat Game (Another memory of The Temple) - 24th March
Hanging out with my best beer buddy, The Bookseller.
6) Remembering Ivor Cutler - 23rd March
A brief eulogy of a favourite writer, who I had just discovered passed on a year since.
7) A haiku with a classical reference - 23rd March
One of my best haiku, I think - inspired by an image in Homer's Odyssey.
8) The Temple - 22nd March
A hymn of praise for my favourite pool-playing pub ever.
9) Dialogue with a Search Engine - 18th March
A strange piece of cyber-idiocy prompts some philosophical musing.
10) HBH 20 - 16th March
An old, old haiku resurrected as an evocation of the aftermath of parties.
11) Hot off the press..... - 12th March
A humorous poem, but - as is usually the case with me - it has a dark heart; and on this occasion I was posting it within minutes of composition.
12) Mulligan's - 8th March
Another poem, another Lost Love - memories forever associated with my favourite bar in Dublin.
13) Wine Lake - 7th March
Stressed out by my party endeavours, I indulge in a RANT against some of my more thoughtless guests (well, one in particular!).
14) Snapshot of a fleeting brainstate - 4th March
A thumbnail description of the after-party mellow.
15) One Night in New York - Take 2 - 1st March
A poem about the greatest of all my Lost Loves, 'The Evil One', and an account of how it came to be written.
16) Early retirement - 26th February
My ex's renunciation of a social life prompted me to write a poem, 'Off Parties'.
17) The Seven Stars - 25th February
An anecdote from my days at Bar School: fond memories of a great friend from those days, and the wonderful bar we used to hang out in together.
18) The Wake - 22nd February
A final visit to a significant bar from my childhood, and a maudlin farewell to my late brother.
19) A blast from the past - 20th February
I rediscover an old poem about a Great Lost Love; this one really was originally written down on a napkin in a bar.
20) This week's bon mot - 11th February
I don't usually include any of the weekly bon mots in my 'best of' lists, but this line from H.L. Mencken is particularly fine.
21) Sometimes larking, usually darkening - 21st January
A strange micro-autobiography: how Philip Larkin (and an unknown literary competition contributor) saved me from a career as a lawyer.
22) Warped Genius - 18th January
I was delighted to happen upon this wonderfully oddball 'musical sculpture' project from Jem Finer (of The Pogues). I subsequently posted diagrams of the concept here and here.
23) Uncivilised Behaviour - 17th January
'Found humour' - an attempt to curb the riotous behaviour of Oxford undergraduates in the 19th Century.
24) When Unsuitable Role Models Collide - 17th January
Wistful musing on a meeting between two of my musical heroes, Tom Waits and Jem Finer.
25) In defence of my 'love life' - 14th January
Responding to some abuse from a passing 'troll', I describe my views on drink, alcoholism, and romance rather more fully than I have before. The comments on this one are pretty interesting too.
26) Perversity - 13th January
A short poem on the strange, masochistic pleasures of vainly 'window-shopping' for a girlfriend.
27) Valuable Drinking Time - 9th January
There are two kinds of Time: Regular Time and Valuable Drinking Time.
28) 'S Latin, innit? - 7th January
My Classical education raises its head again: a poem inspired by an incident in Virgil's Aeneid.
29) To be reborn - 4th January
A few words in praise of memory loss - and an outline for one of my proposed novels.
30) A Resolution (?!) - 1st January
The Inuit have a word for it!
